Supernatural (TV Series)

Live Free or Twi-hard (2010)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : Oh God, I'm Pattinson!

• Dean Winchester : Alright, you take Effron, I'll take Bieber.

• Sam Winchester : Where are you going?

  Dean Winchester : Bathroom! Newsflash wizard, vampires pee too.

• Dean Winchester : [about fake movie vamps]  These aren't vampires, these are... these are douchebags!

• Dean Winchester : Open your mouth!

  [teenage vampire wanna-be opens mouth] 

  Dean Winchester : Take Those out!

  [He pulls the fake teeth covered in saliva out] 

  Dean Winchester : Ughhh... for the love of... what are you 12? Are you wearing glitter?

  Vamp Kid : I only do it to get laid man!

  Dean Winchester : Does it work?

  [teenage nods] 

  Dean Winchester : [Dean pauses and thinks]  I'll be damned. Alright... MMMMBOP your way out of here. Go. Go! AND USE A CONDOM!

• Dean Winchester : Their Alpha's building an army.

  Samuel Campbell : That's comforting.

  Dean Winchester : That's not the worst.

  Sam Winchester : Then what is?

  Dean Winchester : We don't scare them anymore.

• Dean Winchester : Of all the ways to die, I never thought I'd be goin' out like this.

• Dean Winchester : Samuel's gonna kill me when he gets here.

  Sam Winchester : No, Dean, he's not.

  Dean Winchester : Yes, he is. Cuz I'm gonna ask him to cuz *you* won't do it.

  Sam Winchester : Okay, just hold on a second.

  Dean Winchester : For what, huh? *Look* at me!

• Dean Winchester : [to Sam and Samuel who are wary after Dean returned from seeing Lisa]  You can relax. I didn't *drink* anyone.

• Dean Winchester : [Being offered blood to drink]  I'm okay. I killed so many people on the way over here, so...

  Robert : Yeah, uh... about that? Company line is we don't just kill people anymore. But, you gotta tell me what that's like.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah. Yeah, first chance I get I'll... I'll show you myself.

• Sam Winchester : How'd it go with Lisa?

  Dean Winchester : It didn't.

  Sam Winchester : Oh, I'm sorry.

  Dean Winchester : [More convinced than ever that there is something wrong with Sam]  Yeah. At least, uh... you got my back. No matter what happens, I can always count on you, right, Sammy?

  Sam Winchester : Of course, Dean.

  [Not convinced, Dean watches Sam warily as they get in the car] 

• Sam Winchester : [He and Samuel have followed a line of bodies and blood to find Dean in the vampires' nest. Standing on the mezzanine, they look down to see Dean sitting in the middle of the large room, holding his machete]  Dean, you okay?

  Dean Winchester : [Voice rough with fatigue, fear]  Yeah, I'm okay.

  [the camera pans down from Dean's face to show that his foot is resting on the now severed head of the vampire that turned him, his body several feet away, a trail of blood between them] 

• Samuel Campbell : This works, it's not gonna be a kiddy ride, you know that.

  Dean Winchester : [Almost doubled over]  That's great. Light 'er up.

  Sam Winchester : So, what'd you see in there?

  Dean Winchester : What?

  Sam Winchester : In the nest. What'd you see?

  Dean Winchester : Sam, I can't hear you! You... your blood is so freakin' loud! Okay? So, just back off!

  [to Samuel] 

  Dean Winchester : Alright, gimme the damn cure.

  [He takes the cup, is shaken by the smell and then tries to smile] 

  Dean Winchester : Lechaim.

  [He downs it in one. Then waits...] 

  Dean Winchester : I don't think it-

  [He suddenly doubles over and is violently sick] 

  Sam Winchester : Is it working?

  Samuel Campbell : Either that, or he's dying.

  [Dean is overcome as the cure starts to work, falling to the floor in pain as memories of the last several days flash through his mind, going back to when Boris turned him, and he sees Sam standing in the alley watching. Dean finally comes to and sees Sam smiling next to him, helping him to sit up, and he looks at Sam as his fear about him deepens] 

• Dean Winchester : [after being turned by a vampire, he is being bombarded by light and noise, everything amplified to an overwhelming brightness and volume]  Oh my God, what's that sound?

  Sam Winchester : What sound?

  Dean Winchester : [Knocks over a lamp to cut the light. Overwhelmed by the sound of sirens, a heartbeat, car horns, people talking]  Wha-?

  [Realizing he's hearing people in another room, he walks over and hit his hand against the wall] 

  Dean Winchester : Hey c'mon! Keep it down, dammit!

  [He turns, suddenly blinded by the overhead light] 

  Dean Winchester : Please, *please* shut that off.

  [He puts his hand against the pounding in his head, pounding from the light and the sound of people's voices, Sam's footsteps, the flip of the light switch] 

  Sam Winchester : Dean, you should sit down.

  Dean Winchester : *You* sit down.

• Dean Winchester : C'mon, man, I'm a monster! Okay? This is not a problem that you spitball! We gotta deal with this before I hurt somebody!