You could be a BMW Alpina person and you’d never even know it.
Let’s start with a couple questions. When you lust after cars, do you crave straight-line acceleration most of all, or the feel of lateral g-forces as you slide through turns? Do you find more joy in a long road trip down a fast highway with nary a cop in sight, or in tearing up a road course or empty back road? Do you like running below the radar, or do you want everyone to know what you’ve brung when you roll up to a stoplight?
Well, if your answers to the above questions tended more towards the former choices than the latter ones, you just might be a future Alpina client.
See, Alpinas have always been a choice not just of cognoscenti, but of people who want to be a little different; itโs never the default, always an intentional choice. Their cars tend to be more subtle than the likes of BMW M cars; apart from available bespoke colors and wheels that only declare their nature to Those In The Know, the only outside evidence of their status is a subtle aerodynamic body kit and the word “ALPINA” spread low on the front bumper.
While Europeans can choose from plenty of Alpina models โ including some truly sweet station wagons โ here in America, we’re relegated to three: the Alpina XB7 crossover, the B7 sedan, and the Alpina B8 Gran Coupe sedan, the newest addition to the portfolio โ and the one I spent a week with last fall.
Is the BMW Alpina B8 Gran Coupe new?
Somewhat. BMW introduced the current-generation 8 Series back in 2018, but it wasn’t until 2021 that the team at Alpina managed to turn their version loose on the world.