Smiley The Clown — 5 reasons unicycles are better than bicycles

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5 reasons unicycles are better than bicycles

Most people in the world ride bicycles when they are little and many continue to ride them well into adulthood for travel or health purposes. Unfortunately many people neglect the fact that the bicycle is just a worse version of the unicycle! The unicycle is better in at least 5 ways and I’ll be discussing them in this post.

1. Unicycle’s are more compact. Since they have only 1 wheel that already means they are taking up half the space of a bicycle but since the rod that connects the two wheels is gone that means its more like a third of the size. Now you can easily store it in your home or car.

2.  Unicycles are unstable in all four directions not just two. Bicycles only need to be stabilized side to side but unicycles need you to balance front and back too. This will lead to you developing better posture and balance than those fools who ride bicycles.

3. Less people know how to ride unicycles. This means it is more impressive when you can ride them. This is because less people try to ride them but also because it requires more balance and skill from the previous point. Also if less people can ride them then less people will try to steal them.

4. 1 tire means less air is needed. This will save you time pumping up air into the tire. It also conserves more air than a standard bicycle so its better for the atmosphere.

5. You look silly riding a unicycle. This is by far the best reason to switch over to the unicycle. Now that you look silly riding one this means everyone you pass will point and laugh at you. Sometimes people tell me that isn’t a good thing but I can’t understand where the negative is. I love it when people laugh at me!

Now I hope you understand why you should ditch that bicycle and go get a unicycle today. You can thank me later when we cycle past each other on the road!

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