Do what ya want cuz a pirate be free. You are a pirate! (If you get that joke you deserve a veterans discount)

(Yar har fiddle Dee dee,)

(Being a pirate is what’s meant for me!)

Elise: I’m just surprised it’s working so far.

(The game starts but theres no music)

Elise: “Weird… it’s whatever though. It’s still working. I’ll just put on Spotify.” *Picks up phone and puts on a playlist*

(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)

Elise - “That’s so f**king weird…” She continues through the level anyway, completing it.

(When you make it to the end of the level theres no goal. The screen just stops scrolling)

Elise - “Uh.. maybe it broke??”

(The screen starts to fade to black)

Cade: wait a sec! What’s gotten into me?! *goes out to buy the game*

Wholesome ending
You just bought the game

Woomy: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"

(The game starts but theres no music)

*She plays until the screen appears*
Woomy: "Hey, this isn't normal! I must be playing a pirated copy! Eh, I can buy the game. For now, I'll give this back to the sketchy guy in the alleyway and act like I never bought it!"

Wholesome ending
You just bought the game

“Huh.. Where are some of the bushes..?” * He’s seen the game on multiple videos *

(The game starts but theres no music)

“.. Hm..”

The game makes a loud noise for 0.3 seconds

“.. Huh..”

(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)

“.. Strange..” * He plays the level *

When you make ot to the end of the level theres no goal. The screen just stops scrolling

“.. Wh..”

(The screen starts to fade to black)

“..”

(The level is very dark with the occasional Torch to let a little light show but the level isnt hard. there is 0 obstacles with only 2 pits.)

“..” * He tries to get to the end of the level *

(He succeeds and the next level starts with just a field and its raining outside)

(A level named eternal darkness shows)

“Hm..” * He plays the ‘level’ *

(Surprisingly the game has voice acting!)
???:what the f**k?....why cant i go further?

“I dunno bro..”

The screen stays dark but not completely dark)

“..”

This is total crap

(The game starts but theres no music)

Ok

The game makes a loud noise for 0.3 seconds

Oh

(The 1st level loads but there are no hazards or anything)

Holy shit

(The Character taps his foot impatiently)

I guess I’ll move *plays*

(the noise stops)

Well I gue-

(The level is very dark with the occasional Torch to let a little light show but the level isnt hard. there is 0 obstacles with only 2 pits.)

Ok

You make it to the end but nothing happens

Isn’t there like a cutscene of Peach & Mario been seen or is there a jumpscare because I feel like it

The game make a ear peircing noise as the Text "Level Complete!" Appears

*shoves ears*

(The next level begins)

I has a speed *speedruns lvl*

(Randomly a scene as if you telepoted plays and now the level "..." Plays with a dark red backround. The level has hard platfoming and your lives count is now set to 0

Oh geez very hard *turns off game* who expects me to do this

(It continues to pull you down)

*continues*

Your tv and console are in the hotel

OM MY- *runs to water*

The game turns back on

What the, *turns it off*

You hear voices whispering
"Come back..."
"Dont leave..."
"You cant escape..."

Well I can

"You cant leave..."

I can

(Turns back on)

*turns it off*

"Just finish the game..."

Ohh *stops* why

"Finish and it will all be over..."

uhhhhhh nope *swims very fast*

(It turns back on with the character looking slightly worried)

*throws the console off the window*

The game is still on ths screen and the console is suddenly back at your tv

*breaks the console & tv*

(The water starts to pull you down)

What the f**k? *swims up very fast*

(That seems to work)

* books a hotel & runs there*

(Your vision starts to fade)

ahh where am I? I think it’s still there

The TV turns on

(you wake up in your house. and the game is there)

*breaks tv*

...

See

(The Tv Comes back)

*kicks tv*

You hear a voice "BRUH THIS IS RIDICULOUS JUST PLAY THE GAME"

Ohh yeah I sure I’ll just play th- F**KING NO, YOU DIDN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT SHIT

(THE TV IS IN THE CAR)

*goes to the moon*

(ITS ON THE MOON)

Ofc if won’t work

(when you look away and look back the tv is fully repaired)

*breaks tv and goes to a different country*

..........

YEAH!

(Tv turns on)

*kicks tv off the moon*